New Years New Laughs
New Years resolutions can mark a time of renewal, re-commitment, and reflection. And — lucky for us, they can also just be amusing AF. Here’s some fun ones our guests have shared with us!
I will save some money for a rainy day. That way I can shop online instead of having to go to an actual store.
My New Years resolution is to love myself like Kanye loves himself and believe in myself like Kanye believes in himself.
I will watch less T.V…. in standard definition
I resolve to make resolutions I can keep. I therefore resolve to not date Victoria Secret models.
My resolution is to be more assertive if that’s ok with you guys..
I resolve to stop being so grumpy and try and be nicer. But guess what as#*& it’s still 2018!
My New Years Resolutions are:
- Stop making lists
- Be more consistent
- Learn to count
I will Switch my username to “password” and my password to “username” to make each a lot harder for hackers to figure out